Ma'am

So far today I have been called ma'am 6 times. And that was all before 7 am. Because no one who isn't old enough to be called ma'am goes shopping at 5:30 am...unless of course you are me.
So far today I have done laundry, studied, gone shopping, emptied the dishwasher, and steam cleaned part of the carpet after my can of diet coke exploded on it. That is what the world comes to when you wake up at 5:00 in the morning. There isn't a whole lot else to do, other than be productive. Except sleep, but that was obviously not an option...

Sigh...I'm tired already and the sun is barely up!