I have a sister. Two actually. One of them is a first grade teacher. And, while I have never seen her class or met any of her students, they tend to provide me with quite a bit of entertainment anyway.
This is one example.
Her class was working on nonfiction pieces about penguins. The kids were supposed to write their facts and illustrate their pages for the class book. Innocent enough, right? The student is the penguin on the right side, saying "I love Tess". Tess is my sister -- why her first graders know and use her first name I have no idea. My sister is the penguin on the right.
Does that look like a fish to you?
Somehow I don't think this one made it into the class book...